C’mon baby

July 28, 2008

So the more I look at our blog banner, the stranger it gets.  I’ve never met penises as curvy as those pictured.

Not that I have anything against curvy penises.  I love me some penis.

Let’s talk penis, shall we?

To start, a gem from a gentleman friend of mine, upon whom fortune and the gene pool smiled, in a certain sense.  Long ago, he said it’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you do with it.

Yes.  That’s probably one of the smartest things he ever said.

Large has some advantages, of course.  I’m sure pornography has made us well aware of this, so I don’t need to go further in depth (haha).

But larger gentlemen sometimes leave you with the impression you were just fucked with a blunt object.  And blunt objects can hurt.

Quickies become a little more difficult, at least on my end.  For the larger penis, subtlety can be hard to cum by, or the finer points of fucking get lost.

Consequently, this is why I like a nice average penis.  If you are in a hurry, you can do your business and not walk away sore.  If you want to fuck two or three times in an evening, ditto.  If you like it rough, ditto.

If you’re giving head, lockjaw is less of a problem, and he fits better in your throat so less mess if you’re the swallowing type.

I find these to be delightful perks.

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