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Armpit Fetish Part II, Also I Just Bought a Ton of Sex Toys

August 11, 2008

As I’m sure you’re all waiting with bated breath for the conclusion of my armpit sexcapade, I’ll just say that nothing came of it. Here I was in the heat of the moment, practically begging my bf to engage in some underarm play of sorts and he wouldn’t have it. Then I explained some of the facts I found on this fetish and with a chuckle we decided to give it a go.

Of course there was a problem, my armpits were so ticklish that no sort of penetrative action would even be attempted. Like with my ticklish neck I tried to turn the laughs off for the sake of sexual excitement but with no luck. Oh well, don’t let my experience discourage you!

On the plus side, I felt an overwhelming need to drop an obscene amount of money on new sex toys. I bought my co-author a jelly, vibrating cock ring and some Pink brand lube for watching my fish. And for myself I bought the following objects:

Multi-use vibrating jelly cock ring

This is a pretty decent product – I bought it mostly for my beau since vibrating doesn’t do much for me. He liked it a lot and it actually did me some good when paired with his apadravya piercing. He told me that it was interesting, comfortable and only disappointing in that it didn’t get me off right away (aw…?)

Vibrating clitoral and vaginal pump

I love suction in general, it wakes up all the little nerves wherever it is and sends chills down my back that somehow work their way to my lady regions. So, this toy made perfect sense for me to buy and it’s not bad – the suction is good but you have to have an air tight area of skin to begin with which can be hard to manage if you’re really enjoying the moment.

Jelly, purple double ended dildo (I hate the word dong)

I’m pretty sure the diameter is 2+ inches which is too big for my tastes – otherwise I love the sensation that the pure jelly gives – vibes tend to be filled with machinery and silicone just isn’t the same.

Pink lube

I only bought a sample amount of this stuff but I’ll definitely buy more when I get the funds for it. There’s a nice slippery, not-too-viscous quality that is just delightful.

Bondage Tape

Haven’t opened this one yet but there shouldn’t be any surprises. Bondage tape is just one of the best things around and for some reason reminds me of Legos in its versatility and color diversity. I’ve worn the tape as a dress and a shirt and it’s great for tying someone up if you’re not so skilled or patient in the rope tying department.

I’ll add more links as I match the toys up with online counterparts. And Pink has inspired me to try the wide world of lubes that’s out there. I hear Eros is a decent one.

Here’s a list of some extremely expensive, fancy sex toys brought to you by everything2.com

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