Posts Tagged ‘Double ended dildo’

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Armpit Fetish Part II, Also I Just Bought a Ton of Sex Toys

August 11, 2008

As I’m sure you’re all waiting with bated breath for the conclusion of my armpit sexcapade, I’ll just say that nothing came of it. Here I was in the heat of the moment, practically begging my bf to engage in some underarm play of sorts and he wouldn’t have it. Then I explained some of the facts I found on this fetish and with a chuckle we decided to give it a go.

Of course there was a problem, my armpits were so ticklish that no sort of penetrative action would even be attempted. Like with my ticklish neck I tried to turn the laughs off for the sake of sexual excitement but with no luck. Oh well, don’t let my experience discourage you!

On the plus side, I felt an overwhelming need to drop an obscene amount of money on new sex toys. I bought my co-author a jelly, vibrating cock ring and some Pink brand lube for watching my fish. And for myself I bought the following objects:

Multi-use vibrating jelly cock ring

This is a pretty decent product – I bought it mostly for my beau since vibrating doesn’t do much for me. He liked it a lot and it actually did me some good when paired with his apadravya piercing. He told me that it was interesting, comfortable and only disappointing in that it didn’t get me off right away (aw…?)

Vibrating clitoral and vaginal pump

I love suction in general, it wakes up all the little nerves wherever it is and sends chills down my back that somehow work their way to my lady regions. So, this toy made perfect sense for me to buy and it’s not bad – the suction is good but you have to have an air tight area of skin to begin with which can be hard to manage if you’re really enjoying the moment.

Jelly, purple double ended dildo (I hate the word dong)

I’m pretty sure the diameter is 2+ inches which is too big for my tastes – otherwise I love the sensation that the pure jelly gives – vibes tend to be filled with machinery and silicone just isn’t the same.

Pink lube

I only bought a sample amount of this stuff but I’ll definitely buy more when I get the funds for it. There’s a nice slippery, not-too-viscous quality that is just delightful.

Bondage Tape

Haven’t opened this one yet but there shouldn’t be any surprises. Bondage tape is just one of the best things around and for some reason reminds me of Legos in its versatility and color diversity. I’ve worn the tape as a dress and a shirt and it’s great for tying someone up if you’re not so skilled or patient in the rope tying department.

I’ll add more links as I match the toys up with online counterparts. And Pink has inspired me to try the wide world of lubes that’s out there. I hear Eros is a decent one.

Here’s a list of some extremely expensive, fancy sex toys brought to you by everything2.com

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My Glass Dildo ( Needs a Friend )

August 5, 2008

My “Juicer” Glass Dildo, complete with handle, may be the greatest sexual addition to my life next to my bf and since he’s learned to use it on me, I’ve found pure ecstasy.

Anyone who’s seen a collection of glass toys is immediately struck by the sparkle factor; each piece is truly a work of art and deserves a spinning platform-throne on which it can rest haughtily, holding a disdainful monocled eye to lesser toys. They come in all colors, all designs, shapes and sizes much like their silicone, jelly, and plastic cousins. But a certain something else finally convinced me to pick one out to take home.

I imagine most anyone who looks wants to take it home but is discouraged by the price. Mine set me back a mighty 85 bucks (my shopping buddy bought a $100 mega dildo so I didn’t feel so bad) – I AM A CHEAP PERSON but I spent this money because I had read and heard a lot about glass toys, especially the model I picked out. I hoped that this would replace everything else I have. And honestly, I have not so much as taken a second glance at my other toys since the glass one crossed the threshold.

So yes, you can heat it up or cool it down – I recommend doing this with water instead of the freezer or direct heat – and you can use any lube. There are no seams, so it slides into most orafices quite effortlessly and is terribly easy to clean. If you like more friction, you can add some accessories or buy a model like mine with lovely ridges that catches every lettered spot between the legs.

Bottom Line is….I’m going to get another one soon I think! The double ended Nexus Sr is a close second though.