Posts Tagged ‘fetish’

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The Blonde of My Dreams

April 8, 2009

Sometimes I have these startlingly erotic dreams that interject my regular flow of boring or just plain confusing dreams. For the most part my dreams aren’t memorable enough to survive waking and the ones that are just so superior in What-the-fuckness that they linger for days. As far as the erotic ones, the wtf element that serves as a constant in every single one since puberty has been a petite-ish nude woman with shoulder-length blonde hair.

The very first dream I had of her was the first ever sexual dream I ever had – she was laying in the middle of a white, featureless room in a very deep sleep. I straddled her waist and ran my fingers over the skin along her sides and breasts until she woke up, parted her lips and sighed as if she were still dreaming. I kept skimming my fingers over her in an exploratory sort of way and at the same time became increasingly overwhelmed and aroused. I woke up and lay in bed for a couple hours, staring at the ceiling wondering what the fuck that dream was really about.

Another memorable dream I had of her was during a sex party where she was the hostess clad in a slinky silky silver robe and slip outfit. I spent the entirety of the dream sifting through naked couples and dark rooms draped in red fabrics looking for her – she was always just leaving when I arrived in a particular room. Of course, when I finally caught her, I woke up.

The latest dream had her as mischievous headmistress type showing me a room of leatherbound books and impact toys. she wanted my help writing and illustrating a book that highlighted each of her tools. To ensure the validity of the content, she insisted on trying each of the toys on me. I agreed but sat down first to start drawing the cover…she stood behind me with her hands on my shoulders and bare breasts pressed against my….woke up.

The others I’ve had usually feature her as an extra or some sinister character. I’m not really sure what to make of them but they keep my nightlife interesting.

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Belated Smoke A Poll!

November 6, 2008

I can’t believe how I sacrifice the integrity of this precious blog for some stupid GRE (which is viewed by far fewer people). Life is getting me down leaving me uninspired when it comes to posting.

Perhaps the results of this poll will help some.

Everyone pray for my betta, Red Wing, for she has fish tuberculosis.

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Blog Carnival : Posts about Fetish Pinups, Nude Tai Chi, Prostate/G-Spot Orgasms

September 30, 2008

Welcome to the October 1, 2008 edition of carnival of alternative sexuality. I’m ever so disappointed with the number of entries this time but I’m determined to make all my posts this month about Erotica, so help me

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Tali presents Pinups in Leather – Fetish Magazines posted at Tali, saying, “Leather, bondage and femdom make a great setting for pinup photography. Take a sneak peak into pinup subculture. I do however greatly enjoy the diversity in submissions this time.

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Chris presents Totally Nude Tai Chi: A Review With Pictures posted at Martial Development.

JaniZee presents Prostate Massage – G-spot Orgasms – Fact or Fiction posted at G-spot Orgasms for Her – Prostate Massage (Prostate Milking) For Him.

That concludes this edition. Submit your blog article to the next edition of carnival of alternative sexuality using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

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I <3 Moral Orel

September 23, 2008

Moral Orel is a more genius show than the ratings might lead you to believe. If you haven’t heard of it, Morel Orel’s a claymation show that makes its way to Adult Swim on Cartoon Network from time to time. Really every episode follows a pretty funny template:

The main character, Orel, in his attempts to strictly follow the Christian guidelines doled out by his minister or some other figure, takes the advice too far and ends up turning the whole town of Moralton upside-down with his antics.

Simple enough but the show is surprising adult themed – in one episode, Orel impregnates near all the

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

women of Moralton because his minister told him that all sperm must go to creating babies. Instead of not masturbating, Orel sneaks into the women’s rooms at night and donates his sperm to baby-making causes. In another episode, Orel drinks his own urine to avoid being wasteful and in yet another his father tells Orel to be mature by acting like grown-ups in Moralton, so Orel starts drinking and beating up women. Hilarious.

My new favorite episode, entitled “Offensiveness”, follows a woman who protests everything even remotely sinful (books and movies) and Orel of course joins her. Orel eventually finds that since eggs come between a chicken’s legs, they must be sinful as they come from a naughty place and he gets the whole town to ban eggs. The lady protester is crestfallen as eggs were her one source of pleasure…she goes so far as to attend a sort of underground meeting where people can illegally eat eggs and watch hens lay them. I think the final scene is her in a dark booth crying and eating her eggs in shame.

It’s not really the kind of show you laugh out loud for but it’s fun to think about. It reminds me of the Arrested Development episode on lessons where the father went to extreme lengths to teach lessons on seemingly trivial matters, blowing them severely out of proportion. And Moral Orel is probably the most sexually themed show on Adult Swim (cartoon network?), the Dickesode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force doesn’t count.

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Looking for the Best Erotica, Due October 1st

September 22, 2008

So, the next carnival to be posted in a mere 8 days is centered on Erotica and Fetishes and so far I have a disappointing number of entries. I encourage all readers and bloggers to submit their favorite stories either found elsewhere on the internet or home-grown!

Nothing gets me going quite like a good, sexy story so I’m hoping for a better turn out!

Just click on the link below, put in the URL and you’re all done!

http://blogcarnival.com/bc/eprof_23010.html

Kthxbye

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How to Find Kinky Friends?

September 6, 2008

Usually through facebook, I find myself being messaged to death recently about the bdsm scene in DC and how to make kinky friends (not play partners)

I can see the importance of having such friends, because sometimes you just need to talk about random kinky things without worrying about some vanilla friend cringing at you or else immediately arguing at (not with) you for whatever fetish. I guess budding fetishists have an especially hard time with making friends because they want to be discreet. Frankly, I don’t know what to tell these people anymore.

How do I have a wealth of kinky friends and networks? I’m not discreet. I’m comfortable with my

I know you like porn, kinky friends

I know you like porn, kinky friends

sexuality and enjoy talking about sex in a thoughtful, academic way from time to time. In MOST cases, a future friend will take me aside and ask about foot fetishes or bondage etc. We’ll laugh and get serious and I’ll say whatever I know on the subject and then it’s off to someone first night at Bound. And, predictably, not all of my groups of friends know each other as the kink is often on the down-low and I try to respect everyone’s preference for discretion.

This isn’t always the case. Sometimes people reveal clues..here’s how:

1. Watching some hilarious porn with friends, one friend expressed how plain the porn was and when the kinky shit was going to start.

2. Going shopping with a female coworker, she picked up a necklace and likened it to anal beads. I said something like “Yeah I don’t think that would work” “No,” she said sincerely “That’s a shame.”

3. Hanging out with friends I was lying across a couch when someone lifted up my legs to sit under them. His fingers grazed my toes and I swear to God I saw him sneak a quick sniff! We’re BFF now.

4. On numerous occasions I’ve had people flip through some of my sexual literature noting passages with interest.

I hope that anyone who has sound advice on this matter could contribute!

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This is what happens when fetishes go unindulged

August 21, 2008
I have no idea what's going on here, but it's kind of sexy.

Is this sexy?

Fetishists resort to stealing to fulfill their sexual urges.

One man attacked a girl to wrestle a shoe from her foot and another steals women’s lingerie from their apartments. The former gets to wear an ankle device and adhere to a curfew, the latter has yet to be apprehended but he’s bound to get caught sooner or later.

It’s hard to imagine myself robbing or assaulting someone to sate any of my fetishes but that’s because I always get what I want.