Posts Tagged ‘Lube’

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Random Tidbits

October 9, 2008

Here are a few errant ramblings that have surfaced over the past few days…

1) I don’t know the demographics of the readers of this blog, but I hope some of the audience enjoys my non-female, non-bisexual – rather, it’s male (obviously) and homosexual (also probably obvious) – perspective… But you’re all reading about alternative sex anyway, so I doubt I need to worry about offending anyone at the least.

2) I am recovering what turned out to be a moderate cold. On Monday, I was expecting to have a sore throught because of the three-way face-fuck fest I had Sunday afternoon. First let me say it was pretty hot. It was the first time that I was licking the shaft of someone who had his own mouth on the head. Amazing what you can do with nine inches… Anyway, it was one of the best Sunday afternoons I’ve had in a very long time. Second, I’d like to pose a question to my fellow authors and readers of this blog: after giving, uh, vigorous oral sex, do you get sick or at least have a sore throat? (And I mean infection ‘sore’, not bruised ‘sore’.)

3) Sometimes it’s funny how coincidences occur. To think that at brunch on Sunday I was commenting on how I’d like to try out this brand of lube, Swiss Navy. And on Sunday afternoon I got to try it. 🙂

4) I also tried on (aka “fucked with”) a large magnum condom. It was a lot more comfortable, still fit tightly enough, AND… AND… AND!!! it let my foreskin more a LOT more naturally! So hot…

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Sex News: Unimportant, but Interesting

August 29, 2008

This week’s been full of some very important news but maybe, like me you just want to indulge in the sexier, non-political articles of the week. Here are a few:

Bisexuality is in [again], blame Katy Perry -I thought this was into a trend after Madonna and Britney kissed oh so long ago. Now I hear it’s back, but when did it ever leave?

Enzyte doesn’t work, Bob was a fraud! – I’ll certainly miss Bob’s disconcertingly high amount of joy and happiness to the dismay of his less endowed, [insert joke about wood here] male friends.

Condom lube solves acne problems for Cambodian women – One can only guess as to how they figured this out.

Jenna Jameson’s Having a Baby! – I feel like this won’t negatively affect her porn sales.

Stop Bird Porn – Probably fake but hilarious, regardless.

Test Your Erotic Knowledge – You’re not likely to know any of the answers – I didn’t. But these little tidbits are really interesting, you can learn about what people are doing to protect various sexual freedoms and so forth.