Posts Tagged ‘Masturbating’

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I want it all

October 12, 2009

I’m in a sticky situation…it’s better than where I was but more complicated now.

M made it to me, he works an hour away and when we get together the sex is fantastic. He directs and controls and holds me when it’s needed then he holds me and kisses my forehead playfully other times. He loves me so much and I know that he flew half way around the world to be with me.

Just before he got here, though, I made a close friend with whom I get along better than even the last guy. He’s introverted and sarcastic and interesting and, worse, he’s kinky. Being an introvert and non-scene type, it’s refreshing to meet similar types as we tend to keep to ourselves. Isn’t it already a small miracle to meet someone you click with? When you both exclaim that “I like that too!!” and “I can’t believe you know about..!!” For me, when that discovery of kink happens occurs naturally in a conversation I immediately fall into lust. That feeling is overwhelming and has a scary kind of permanence in my life; it creates a bond with the person that never really goes away..thank god it’s only happened about twice, well, now thrice. So, I’m tempted to explore this budding relationship but I should dedicate those efforts to M, who needs my support and love here.

While I’m sure I can maintain relationships with both openly, I know that engaging the new guy could create some conflict in the future. I just don’t see it going anywhere positive. And can I really complain about just sticking with M? He need barely to touch me to draw out intense orgasms; the ends of our sessions usually have me begging him to stop forcing me to orgasm over and over. The immense control he has over me sexually gives way to constant doting and concern outside the bedroom. Still…I want to know what I’m missing. I’m just being greedy, I think. Maybe.

Also

I love this strip tease. It’s probably one of the best I’ve ever seen.

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Porning on Planes? Give me a break.

September 15, 2008

It’s not like this wasn’t predictable even ten years ago – internet availability on planes had to happen because everyone’s addicted to the internet now. Heaven forbid if I can’t Twitter/Facebook/Myspace during my flight. And because we all know that internet was invented to host sweet, delicious porn, this current scenario with people looking it up during their flights comes (haha, come) as no surprise.

I mean what good can come of anyone watching porn during a flight. The idea of sticky seats, blankets, tiny bathroom areas and magazines is just a bit more than I can handle. Of course not everyone decides to act on their arousal when watching porn but let’s not forget what tends to happen most of the time and the very purpose of porn. I mean I can watch people have sex on any number of HBO or night-time cable programs but porn just serves an entirely different purpose. And usually I can defend public sexual acts as I’m a culprit but a plane is just too small and with an audience too close. On a plane there’s next to no chance that you won’t get caught jacking it, so where’s the thrill? I think we can draw the line at hard core porn when it comes to website filtering on flights and I’d even go so far as to have the attendants [politely] stop passengers from viewing whatever homegrown or store bought stuff they bring along.

I think we can all wait a few hours on a plane to watch porn in the comfort of our hotel rooms, where at least you know everything’s already covered in sex juices.

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Medicinal Masturbation

August 25, 2008

Good gravy, do I love alliterative blog titles. Alliteraphilia? Who knows.

I Love Jacking Off *WINK*

I Love Jacking Off *WINK*

Anyhow.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I must look for alternative housing in the next week. In DC. I am livid about this. These circumstances are mostly due to my landlord who has upset me to the point of blurred vision, undue stress, and a severely reduced appetite (this only happens when I’ve suffered asthma and/or panic attacks).

So, I looked to my arsenal of sex toys and a night to myself to relieve my tension but found that I couldn’t even do that. I like to think that I have the uncanny ability to masturbate in nearly every situation – school, work, car, during lady times, while I’m sick, when I’m tired, and beyond. Yet, in the comfort of my own….well maybe not so much. My nasty landlord violated my privacy and maybe that thought got in the way of my orgasms. Which, in a terribly ironic way, makes me so angry that the whole situation is just counterproductive and I end up more f*cking pissed off than before. And to top it off there isn’t even any good sex news to console me!

Sigh.

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Hilarious News About Masturbating: Justifying Today’s Double Post

August 6, 2008

I shouldn’t…but I must.

I bet my readers often ask themselves “Where does Notti get her awesome up to the date sex news?” It’s Google Alerts mostly and some favorite sex news sites, but mostly google alerts. One of the best ones I currently have is the word “masturbating”. EVERY SINGLE DAY I laugh heartily at some of these stories. So I feel I must share with the world (and myself for later reference; Masturbating news with hilariously descriptive titles.

Naked man masturbates drunkenly while chasing garbage truck.

Man masturbates in bus, bushes; Offends everyone, even himself.

Verizon salesman makes Door-to-door sales just that much creepier.

Man abuses speed limit and himself in a car full of drugs.

There are victims to be sure, but their pain just can’t stop me from laughing.