Posts Tagged ‘tits’

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What is your favorite boob size?

October 22, 2008

In honor of the new polls and Breast Awareness Month, here is a poll about breasts that in its futile subjectivity will probably not give any useful insight on the topic. Vote away, regardless!

My answer is A cup. Cause I’d just rather go sans bra.

I proclaim Wednesdays from this Wednesday forward, “Smoke A Poll” Wednesdays which will provide sexy yet pointless polls to determine just how kinky this blog’s readers are.

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52 Words for Breast = Happy Boobie Month!

October 15, 2008

DOUBLE POST – Screw my life’s desires, more importantly, it’s National Breast Awareness Month! Love your lactoids! Caress your cans! Inspect your itty bitties! And so on…

Here’s a list of other names for breasts, brought to you by Everything2.com. I encourage you to use all of them before the month is out.

  1. babooms
  2. bajongas
  3. baloobas
  4. bazongas/bazongies/bazonkers
  5. bazookas
  6. bazooms
  7. boobs/boobies
  8. bosom
  9. bouncers
  10. breasts – of course
  11. bust
  12. buzwams
  13. chest
  14. chesticles
  15. diddleys
  16. double D’s
  17. droopers
  18. floppers
  19. funbags
  20. garbanzos/garbonzas
  21. gazongas
  22. goodies
  23. headlights
  24. honkers
  25. hooters
  26. jigglers
  27. jubes
  28. jugs
  29. knockers
  30. lactoids
  31. lungs
  32. mammaries/mams/mamms
  33. mazoombas
  34. melons
  35. milkers
  36. mounds
  37. nubbins
  38. palookas
  39. puppies
  40. rack
  41. ta-tas
  42. tatties
  43. teats
  44. thingies
  45. tits/titties
  46. tooters
  47. torpedoes
  48. whoppers
  49. wobblers
  50. wongas
  51. yabbos
  52. zeppelins